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Smoothie Slap

A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:

"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"

Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.
So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!
by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010
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hood slaps

Ignint lyrics that provoke a lot of emotions. Beats that bang and are hyfy as fuck.
Turn this weak Drake shit off. I need to hear some hood slaps.
by ghettoqu33n January 15, 2016
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slapping strawberries

While in the act of double penetration, the two males have their nut sacks slapping against each other.
Man, while doubling this chick, James and I were slapping strawberries
by Sepp Dogg January 3, 2008
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Slither Slapped

When you are slapped by a snake.
The fun after the foreplay when your in bed.
by Fetus Deletus Hippity B December 7, 2018
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Slapping the bush

"She got caught slapping the bush at Starbucks."

"She's so lonely she could be a professional bush slapper."
by blowjobs are hot July 24, 2016
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hap-slap

v. throwing something together in order to complete a task quickly; doing an incomplete job or skipping steps in the process of a task
adj. a negative term decribing something that appears to have been done in a hap-slap manner; appearing as unsound, rough, or incomplete
syn. half-hearted, half-ass, unsound, untrustworthy, unstable, slack, sloppy
These days, developers often hap-slap houses together to make a quick buck.

He did a hap-slap project for science class--that's why he got a D.
by jaggedjinx March 6, 2012
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gran slap

When a gran slaps you with her moist breast
by Orangatangmilk November 5, 2017
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