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a self sevices man

a man who is addicted to mastbating
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by Tterrag October 5, 2003
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self-hating Jew

a derogatory term used against people who speak-out against the actions or policies of the government of Israel, Zionists or other Jewish controlled organizations.
This Jewish person doesn't support the actions of Israel, they must be a self-hating Jew.
by juman December 29, 2008
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self love day

The day where you love yourself no matter what you can eat WHATEVER you want you do you boo
Person: hey do you know what day it is? Other person: no what day is it? Person: its national self love day!
by Dina secret February 7, 2021
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Self actualized asshole

Someone who already knows they're an asshole, even if you tell them another thousand times what an asshole or a jerk they are.
The guy was a self actualized asshole, or

If you like saying it a different way, he was the kind of asshole you say he was in a different bullshit way, simple.
by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019
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self-destruct day

The evil version of taking a self-care day.

A chance for a depressed person to abandon all commitments and responsibilities to do things that make them feel terrible.

Extra points if you take time off work or miss an inportant deadline.
Person 1: "I haven't seen you since last week, are you okay?"

Person 2: "I just took a self-destruct day. I slept for 14+ hours, then stayed in bed and rewatched episodes of the US office and ate so much food I couldn't move."

Person 1: "Bro, you need to go back to therapy."
by psykotisk December 4, 2021
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self destruct button

The name given to a zit on your back that you can't reach to pop, so it irritates the hell out of you.
Can you pop this self destruct button?
by O.D. Batt August 20, 2010
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Self Sperm Catch

When you cum and turn around fast enough to Self Sperm Catch.
That man is incredible, he can Self Sperm Catch!
by David Bowe6969 December 7, 2019
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