alcoholic retard

people who only become retarded when they're drunk

Nora: Lindsey's smart when she's sober
Maura: yeah but when she's drunk she's an alcoholic retard

by YAY12345 October 19, 2010

Retard Rap

a really stupid ass freestyle

That wasn't tight nigga that was a stright up retard rap son

by Radio December 12, 2003

retarded monkey

When i a guy sticks his dick up a girls nose then cums everywhere making her nostrils either bleed or a little bit bigger.

yea so i gave kimmy a retarded monkey last night.- johnny

really know so how did that go?- kurt

She wanted me to do it again so i said hold on, ran into the kitchen got some ice and food then ran home.- johnny

why?- kurt

because my dick was covered in snot, boogers and blood!-johnny

by the urban master March 12, 2009

Fucking Retard

Someone who is even worse than a retard. Is a spastic, and has an IQ less than 40.

Rishi Jobanputra
Many More
Rishi Jobanputra is a Fucking Retard

by at_man March 24, 2009

Retarded fart

Watery shartey type fart and its warm , rare disease by NBA Youngboy that makes fart warm and watery

Dang shawty u got retarded farts too?

by G real boy doe November 4, 2021

Dipshit Retard

Morgan Ling

Larry: "Hey dipshit retard!"
Morgan: "durrr oatrick attac"

by MyBoyMorgan August 18, 2017

Existentially retarded

Someone who is incapable of generating any sort of emotion toward anyone or anything that exists.

Yo, have you seen what Nathan did to his girl? He is so existentially retarded!

by Psususususus June 1, 2021