Magical butt pump

one of those tubs in your but that evil spirits come out of

Wat up?

I just got a magical butt pump!

sweet!wat came out of it?

pixies,leprachauns,and the tooth fairie.

hott.

by Grant Parker April 22, 2005

blood pump

when a girl is on her period and has an uncommon amount of flow that can only be produced by an internal pump.

get that blood pump under control, you're ruining my toilet

by drfeidt August 30, 2010

Pumping the Midnight Iron

Masturbating.

Man, it's been a rough night. Time to go pumping the midnight iron.

by Garreth Gobblecoque October 23, 2008

getting your pump on

When somone has sex.

'Ben well got his pump on last night!'
'I was getting my pump on and my room mate walked in'
'You were well getting your pump on!'

by Rachcook182 October 13, 2007

Trump Pump

What's been fueling the stock market since Trump got elected.

Man, stock market is way up again today. More "Trump Pump!"

by TourOfTheMoon February 9, 2017

pump action shotgun

when you want to have sex fast

you: hey babe you wanna make tonight a special night

babe:yeah i wanna do it pump action shotgun

by zebaba November 8, 2011

Pump 'n' Munch

Pump referring to penis-vaginal penetration. Munched referring to getting eaten out.

Just a gurl tryna get pump 'n' munched.

by LOVELYBUTT February 27, 2012