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Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
by Deepestblue March 6, 2013
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pick me actor

An actor who gets in a play with a lot of assistance from actor friends and then ditches said actor friends in the play THEY ALL AUDITIONED FOR, then proceeds to suck up to other, 'superior' actors, director, stage manager, etc.. Typically acts different around friends than around superiors, much like the pick me girl.
"Fuck man, i hate to say it, but he is such a pick me actor,"

"SHIT DUDE I KNOW,"
by Cephalopedia December 1, 2023
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Pick-me Queer

A person in the queer community who is queer but that is it. They are lesbian/gay/bi and use that for attention, having no personality whatsoever.
Friend A: So, you don't like people who are obnoxiously gay?? They are just expressing themselves and embracing their identity!

Friend B:No, that's not it! Love who you want to love, then move on! No one cares! Just stop being a Pick-me Queer!
by anonymous July 3, 2025
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pick

PICK v:b abbr 1 getting it, 2 do you mind , 3 a bundle of pick-up sticks
"Pick" that up !
by ChachaSaur2023 June 15, 2023
mugGet the pickmug.

dick pick

Paul has no girl because he is/has a dick pick.
by Jayloe 420 February 12, 2022
mugGet the dick pickmug.
The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz
The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.
by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021
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