Squeegee Puppy

A nic name for you sicnifigant other

Hi my little Squeegee Puppy, nice seeing you here!

by Libbyjo January 25, 2019

Sloppy Puppy

When you’re fucking a shorty that’s tiny and she be hella naughty like a little sloppy puppy

“Damn bitch you little sloppy puppy”

by Watermelon tits October 11, 2021

Ping pong puppy

The type of unattractive girl that will drop her knickers at the first sign of male attention and then will run round after them like an excited puppy. Only to run after another guy as soon as they think they can get an advantage from it. Only to go back to the original guy if the second one doesn’t pan out for them.

The cycle then repeats ad infinitam.

“I see Shelley isn’t sniffing around the new manager anymore”
“No, she still think’s Kieran is gonna leave his wife”
“She’s such a ping pong puppy”

by Interested observer November 01, 2023

Puppy chow

Dog food is brown Rick heroin therefore puppy chow is cocaine

Be careful with that puppy chow, the dog catcher is out tonight for extra wet nosed canines

by Santiloo May 28, 2023

Puppy chow

When one puts powdered sugar on another ones asshole and licks it off.

Before we have sex, why don't you have some puppy chow?;)

by johnnyblaine August 28, 2015

puppy muncher

Puppy Muncher: Derogatory slang used to describe an Asian person, specifically referring to the incorporation of dog into most Asian diets.

Friend 1: "Hey Chong Long invited me to his party man, everyone's gonna be there!"

Friend 2: "No way man, I can't stand that fucking Puppy Muncher."

by Fireyfurry February 08, 2018

Scud Puppy

The type of thot that say "It's my first time" but in reality shes got more bodies than you , yo homie, yo momma and daddy combined.

Get the fuck up out my face scud puppy

by lemoncrothcman January 21, 2020