by Danapal7 November 29, 2005
by Dcum May 20, 2009
A woman who leads her gays. A fag hag is a woman who follows her gays. A clear example can be found at www.fruitflylife.com
"I feel awkward using a woman's restroom at this gay bar. Only a fag hag would need the privacy. A fruit fly does not mind pissing in front of horny naked gay men."
by courtney nichols September 21, 2008
when you are out with a group of friends, this is the guy who always fucks things up. Like when you put antibiotic ointment on a cut and fly gets stuck in it, you say "fuck!"
For example, charlie is a fly in the ointment,
tom: " the guys are getting together tonight, wanna come?"
Charlie: " yea!"
Charlie then shows up with his girlfriend
tom: " the guys are getting together tonight, wanna come?"
Charlie: " yea!"
Charlie then shows up with his girlfriend
by d-c August 12, 2007
When an underwear company sells boxer shorts without a button fly and claims that the fly will not open. Those who buy these underwear products exhibit a leap of faith in regards to the concealing abilities of the fly. Thus, the boxers have a "fly of faith" which has a tendency to fail at the most inopportune moments.
Guy 1: I bought some boxers yesterday that didn't have a button and then I had a sleepover with Mary and the fly gapped and she could totally see my thing! Now she'll never have a sleepover with me ever again.
Guy 2: You shouldn't have trusted the fly of faith. I always buy my boxers with a button.
Guy 1: True that.
Guy 2: You shouldn't have trusted the fly of faith. I always buy my boxers with a button.
Guy 1: True that.
by hanesdude July 08, 2009
Jon's "fear of flying" prevented him from giving a good keynote speech at the convention. Ironically, the "barn door" was shut the entire time.
by GusCan'tSing December 06, 2012
An earthworm that constantley coming out of the groud
a earthworm that slides around quickley
a flying earthworm. LITERALLY
a earthworm that slides around quickley
a flying earthworm. LITERALLY
by Mojo1m February 17, 2011