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Monkey Dunker

Verb, Monkey Dunker.

An individual who participates in the act of saturating primates within a malleable substance of varying viscosity for recreational or professional purposes.

A phrase which is usually pertaining to a denizen of Stevenage.
Jill: James, how dare you dip that baboon in that tub of marmite. You are a no good rotten monkey dunker!
James: I miss Daemon.
by Faggy Mc Balls June 21, 2008
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Goober Monkey

An affectionate term to define someone who has done, or said, something that is silly or stupid (excluding acts that are criminal in nature).

The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.
Peter, the goober monkey, ripped out a fart that loosened the brick work.

You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.
by Audifred October 8, 2008
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monkey down

short form for "calm your monkey ass down" or simply for "calm down"
Girlfriend: Tell me why you came home late last night, RIGHT NOW.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.
by jumbonian July 11, 2010
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Jackoff Monkey

1. Someone who is addicted to masturbation.
2. A horny monkey.
1. Man, he whacks off every night... He's such a Jackoff Monkey!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!
by MSN April 8, 2006
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shovel monkey

n. Originally a person employed to dig small holes or move gravel from place to place but now used in an unflattering manner to describe office or retail workers on low rungs.

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If there's too many boxes to unpack just get a couple of shovel monkeys to help.

Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.

You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.
by gnostic1 September 16, 2011
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accordion monkey

A monkey who plays the accordion. This is a pretty unusual insult - mostly used on crappy accordion players.
Steve's an accordion monkey.
by Pedi August 19, 2004
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Skungle Monkey

The neighborhood slut thats open more than dopebags in newark.
by Budhite Knights June 13, 2004
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