viewer: i was boned in the morning
by SuperrMinmo November 1, 2019
Get the boned in the morningmug. It’s the morning and you probably recently woke up and you are feeling depressed and you know it’s just the sleep deprivation getting to you because it later gets replaced with actual depression.
“I’m feeling that morning depression right now”
“I want to die but it’s just the morning depression getting to me”
“I want to die but it’s just the morning depression getting to me”
by FlowerIsSoEpic February 23, 2022
Get the Morning Depressionmug. When you have a sore throat when you wake up in the morning for no fucking reason.
Typically lasts 15-100 minutes.
Typically lasts 15-100 minutes.
Hey man! What's the problem?
I got a morning sore throat again. I swear to god this happens every morning.
I got a morning sore throat again. I swear to god this happens every morning.
by faghilon July 8, 2020
Get the morning sore throatmug. When one of your furry friends wakes you up right before your alarm and ties you down to pluck your body hair and make a salad with it.
by XafklegendX April 18, 2024
Get the Morning Moufmug. When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018
Get the Morning Traffic Jammug. Having my French morning cleanse
by Funghoul246 May 7, 2025
Get the French Morning Cleansemug. When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014
Get the Morning Glory Rooster(s)mug.