monkey on the car

Fuck off

Hey bitch monkey on the car

by Jim69_69 April 4, 2017

monkey down

short form for "calm your monkey ass down" or simply for "calm down"

Girlfriend: Tell me why you came home late last night, RIGHT NOW.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.

by jumbonian July 11, 2010

Goober Monkey

An affectionate term to define someone who has done, or said, something that is silly or stupid (excluding acts that are criminal in nature).

The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.

Peter, the goober monkey, ripped out a fart that loosened the brick work.

You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.

by Audifred October 8, 2008

Jackoff Monkey

1. Someone who is addicted to masturbation.
2. A horny monkey.

1. Man, he whacks off every night... He's such a Jackoff Monkey!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!

by MSN April 8, 2006

shovel monkey

n. Originally a person employed to dig small holes or move gravel from place to place but now used in an unflattering manner to describe office or retail workers on low rungs.

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If there's too many boxes to unpack just get a couple of shovel monkeys to help.

Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.

You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.

by gnostic1 September 16, 2011

poo monkey

A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.

Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.

by Andrew Thompson May 2, 2005

Skungle Monkey

Skank in the jungle hungry for the monkey.

The neighborhood slut thats open more than dopebags in newark.

by Budhite Knights June 13, 2004