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"Anyways, long short story..."
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by user8857 June 21, 2018
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The Long Way Text

Commonly refered to when your texting someone and they use propper grammer for each sentence.
The Long Way Text: Hello Matt, I will be there at 1:00.
See you soon.
by Treysteroid Of Youtube October 25, 2010
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So Long Arletta

A unsigned band with a genre of Pop Punk, Power Pop.

Members are Kyle Scheren on Lead Vocals, Marshall Packard on Guitar and Vocals, John Seinar on Drums,

Aaron Eshleman on Bass, Vocals and Ryan Cook on
Guitar, Vocals. Their Hometown is Lynchburg, VA.
"Whoah guess what I saw So Long Arletta at Warped Tour 2011"
"Cool they are beast"
by gtrchick96 December 5, 2011
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Long Dong Ranger

A stripper, very young, and extremely crazy. He likes being in cakes, giant brownies, and any other desert. He wears speedos and loves pop music, such as Lady GaGa, which makes great background music while he dances. He's an all around amazing guy.
I had the Long Dong Ranger at my birthday party, a good time was had by all.
by Katie-Kins Bear December 21, 2010
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Long-distance sleepover

When, during a video call on a program such as Skype, both parties fall asleep while not exiting the call.
Person 1: Hey, I heard your friend from out of town spent the night!
Person 2: No, we just fell asleep together over Skype.
Person 1: Ah, so you had a long-distance sleepover.
Person 2: Guess so.
by whenaroseisdenial August 31, 2013
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Long John Commando

Long johns, also known as long underwear or thermal underwear , are undergarments used in cold conditions to stay warm. They are essentially tight pants, or rather, brief underwear but with legs that extend down to the ankles.
There are two schools of thought when it comes to wearing long johns.

Some guys prefer to wear them over their original brief style underwear, while others throw aside their briefs and wear the long johns directly as underwear, with nothing on underneath.
Someone wearing their pants without underwear is said to be wearing them commando .
A person that wears their long johns directly on them, without keeping their original layer of undergarment on underneath is wearing them long john commando .
Dave : ' Dude, I don't really care, but I noticed in the locker room after the hockey game that you don't wear any underwear under your long johns ... that's weird ! '

Simon : ' It's not weird, it's natural. Why would I wear underwear under my underwear? '

Dave : ' Nah man, I prefer to keep my briefs under, to avoid dirtying my long johns '

Simon: ' Different strokes for different folks, dude. I generally just WASH my long johns when they're dirty. Plus why would there be that handy flap hole for peeing if they weren't meant to be used directly as underwear? '

Dave: ' Hmmmm, good point. Think I have to try that. '

Simon: ' Sounds like you, sir, are ready to go long john commando . Welcome to the Brotherhood. There is no going back now. '
by Cyril321Go November 12, 2018
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Long Horses Mare

It's a horse's skanky wife with braids in her hair.
"Did they over there, have braids in their hair?
Those girls over there! The ones without a care!
The one girl won't share, but they two are a pair.

And their long horses mare."
by LongHorsesMare June 24, 2009
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