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Jake militello

A man that will go take extreme measures to ensure that his family and people that are close to him are protected and taken care of whatever the cost may be. Funny and out going but will not lose any sleep over it because he did what he had to do to provide, protect and over come any situation.
God did you see jake Militello tonight that was crazy
by Jason Winship May 18, 2019
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jake shoemaker

Crazy ass kid in Colorado that gets shit thrown in his window well and he annually beats Brian Grogans ass.
Dude Jake shoemakers house got shit on by the 6th graders.
by Mitch reynolds September 11, 2020
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Jake paul

I have jake paul
by Hahakajsgdysiwk May 22, 2019
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Jake Paul

a incredibly delusional cunt who lies 95% of the time he speaks on youtube.
by Really Cool BoY August 16, 2020
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Jake Hawkins

Fat Gay horny sexy pest who watches gay porn on the daily and fucks dead swans
guy 1: who are you?
Jake Hawkins: I’m the fat greasy swan fucker
by Fsquared June 6, 2022
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Jake Patchel

A miserable, fat piece of shit that never gets anything done, a slob
Guy 1: “Do you see Jake Patchel over there?”
Guy 2: “Yeah i hate him he’s such a slob”
by not johnson February 19, 2020
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jake paul

jake paul is a asshole like he's still inspiring as in paying for ur own mansion and getting a lot of cars but other than that he's garbage

jake only cares about partying getting high and drunk likefuck you i hope he fucking dies

he was only using Erika for views And the fact like she didn't do shit to him and she misses him and he dont give af
I use to be a jake pauler until he hooked up with tana and these other girls

jake and Erika were perfect together

fuck jake paul unsubscribe to him

and jake if u see this my ain't is @kara_boo1612
oh and everyone should go and subscribe to sam and Colby
by kara_boo1612 April 25, 2020
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