Italian sunburn

The sexual act of titty fucking a female so hard that that her entire cleavage becomes red, raw, and sore.

Dude, I totally gave Sally an Italian sunburn last night!

by Philabadee June 18, 2013

The Italian

Your coworker who bears an uncanny resemblance to someone of Italian descent, but refuses to admit his true identity as an Italian. He also uses Italian catchphrases such as, “oui oui sauce”.

“Where’s the Italian?” - Jack Oswald White, The Dark Knight 2008.

by Trusted rocket scientist January 6, 2023

italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti

Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache

by Bob1279 April 12, 2021

italian brainrot

Cursed AI images with funny italian text to speech, started in April 2025

Person 1: Did you see the new Italian Brainrot meme?
Person 2: Yeah, It's so funny

by уour mum April 23, 2025

Italian Wineglass

when a girl is on her period and she puts her period blood in a wineglass, then a guy dips his dick in the blood and the girls sucks it off

Oh my i got the best italian wineglass last night

by I rip? :$ September 7, 2010

Italian Breadstick

When you have sex with one girl and with the same seasoned (unwashed) dick, have sex with another girl later on that day. Bonus if she blows it right after.

Phil: what happened with that girl you took home yesterday?

Carl: what do you think? I clapped her cheeks then surprisingly gave her sister this Italian breadstick early this morning.

by J. Daywalker July 18, 2020

italian roast

A threesome involving two Italian men and a woman

"Yo, Frankie! Did you get a look at that broad? I know you'd like to Italian roast her someday, am I fuckin' right?"
"Nah, sausage head, not with your garlic breath. Why don't you go shave your fuckin' back before coming on to me. At least take me out for cannoli first."

by notreallygoodatthis April 28, 2014