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That Ass Can Fart

This is a phrase one would use to proclaim that someone's posterior can produce one of 3 things, A. a loud and boisterous fart, B. a long winded and detailed fart, or C. a fart that produces a particularly foul odor when leaving someone's shitter. Almost always used after someone farts, and it is not courteous to proclaim that someone's ass, can indeed, fart, outside of a scenario in which said person previously farted in the last 15 seconds. You may also add 'though' to the end of the phrase if it suits your fancy.
*Someone in close vicinity starts ripping some serious ass.* "That ass can fart!" or "That ass can fart though!"
by JohnBallSack November 22, 2021
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Garbage Can Trashed

To be so drunk or intoxicated that you end up falling and/or sleeping in a garbage can thus becoming trash. An alternative to saying hammered or just trashed, it is a whole new level of trashed.

Also, can mean the same as being really drunk or trashed but it just so happens you woke up in a garbage can.
Dude, that party was crazy, I got garbage can trashed.

Oscar the Grouch was a mean drunk, he was always garbage can trashed.

She never made it home, heard she woke up garbage can trashed on green street.
by NastyNally May 18, 2011
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colored can tab

Colored can tab with the hole is a makeout session unlike the regular can tab with the hole 💋
here’s a colored can tab for her/him/them/ other 😉
by Blue2blue1 July 2, 2021
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Because I Can!!

by TheYesLane124 March 25, 2022
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frickin have a can

To tell someone to calm down by pointing out that fact they are raging or going off
Steve: *yelling at his TV while playing CoD* OMG get out of the corner you camping noobs!!!!

Me: Steve, dude, frickin have a can why dont you
by Dabitty June 10, 2014
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Tuna Can Girth

"Todd's a really go-getter. I heard he gave tammi a penile episiotomy, must have that tuna can girth"
by thefox.com January 2, 2019
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I can count

Billy : I can count
Bob : ok then how many letters is that
Billy : two
Bob : good job
by i give up on finding a name January 13, 2021
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