im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024

IME

Person who is weird, usually likes llamas. Drinker of beer and master procrastinator. General asshole with good sense of humor. Tolerable in small dosages.

Ime is day-drunk again pretending to be a galloping llama.

by Helen Wu April 3, 2017

Im poping

Im pooping but silly willie

Guess what, im poping in my khakis

by [e-mail] January 26, 2024

Im Intelligent

If you think you are intelligent you are probably not....

Hey Samuel Im Intelligent!

by Katten2474 September 27, 2018

im getting tricky with a riffle

When its all too much and youre mum says you need to get an earwax

Gabriel the angel was im getting tricky with a riffle

by Valaciousgal March 26, 2022

im drove

When one is so droven to a status in which they post pics of themselves in a car on instagram with the caption, "I'm driven"

Hey chad im drove rn with all this success dripping from me

by Sydios May 1, 2019

Im in japan

a way to say you are on your period

“i cant get in the pool, im in japan”

by ihave no idea May 30, 2022