tall glass of water

Some one you would consider a boner, tool or a duesche bag (for lack of more descriptive words), who is also a push-over. Someone that means absolutely nothing to you.

Oh, look at this tall glass of water!

And you think this tall glass of water is going to stop us?

by Shane Mahoney April 14, 2008

glassband

1)a white little boy that hopes to get layed but knows he never will
2) a bitch to the devil
3) mommas boy that will become the 40 year old virgin

man that kid is a glassband.

by JORDAN` March 2, 2008

Gessel

To sneak out, or the act of sneaking out

Dude lets Gessel tonight!
Or "wanna Gessel tonight?"

by Pink Panther801 November 17, 2013

glass shards

what you put in bleach or scream when you step on it

I LOVE MY CLOROX WITH GLASS SHARDS. OR F**K I STEPPED ON A GLASS SHARD

by YAYIMAMANANDIMFAT January 1, 2017

Glass Pussy

A delicate female who is afraid of the pain of her cherry getting popped

"I can't fuck her she's got a glass pussy"

by The completionist cunt July 18, 2017

stained glass window

A variation of a Hot Carl. When you place a piece of plastic wrap on the girls face then shit on her face.

Final conclusion = A stained glass window

Hot Carl with the addition of plastic wrap

by Chris Eastwood May 13, 2005

Scandinavian Glass Chopper

When one person is performing cunnilingus while placing one foot behind the recipients head, and the other foot against there foot. At the same time the recipient of cunnilingus is giving there partner a hand job, and holding tightly to the foot against her foot. And lastly, the one performing cunnilingus places his/her hand inside the mouth of the recipient.

"OMG! I met this guy last night, and y'know, I'm such a whore and all, I took him home and fucked him, and I had no idea he was a acrobat! He just about broke my back doing this complex position known as the Scandinavian Glass Chopper! It was so good, I think I will be sexually satisfied for the rest of my life."

by jebudiah springsteen July 5, 2008