Scifers girlfriend

Similar to weighbridge in that it takes loads all day

Scifers girlfriend took everything I had the other day!

by Bandwe January 14, 2020

Girlfriend

That ugly ass girl who only dates you for your money. She will leave you in times of need and when you leave she’ll fuck your best friend. If you have one of these I suggest you throw it out or throw it in a ditch. burning it in a huge oven will do as well.

Hey John did you see your sister fuck your dog

No Ryan that was my girlfriend

by Kipav September 20, 2021

Memer Girlfriend

A legendary form of woman, who are already rare, which has sufficient knowledge of all memes and uses meme references. This form is also willing to be your girlfriend, but only found in Switzerland.

Oh my god! i got a Memer Girlfriend!

by Coffee-bot January 14, 2023

Bill Skarsgårds Girlfriend

Me. Amani Hayath.

Who's Bill Skarsgårds Girlfriend? Me. Amani Hayath.

by Dakota secret July 10, 2021

Brandon Arreaga's girlfriend

Mya is the girlfriend of Brandon Arreaga's .She's a beautiful person inside out , She'll make you laugh till you can't breath.She is often random and rowdy but you can't help but love her anyways.Everyone loves her,she is super smart and is always entergetic .she's everything you could ask for in a girlfriend and more

Girl 1:Who is mya
Girl 2: Brandon Arreaga's girlfriend

by lola_ace August 30, 2021

Caring Girlfriend

The ultimate blend of affection and annoyance. She's the one who will drive you up the wall with endless nagging about taking your meds and wearing a coat, but she'll also be the first to hold your hand when life gets tough. She'll roast you with the precision of a gourmet chef but loves you more than a fat kid loves cake. Expect plenty of "I told you so's" when things go sideways, but also count on her to pick you up, dust you off, and help you try again. She'll stick by you through thick and thin, with a dedication that borders on "I'd-rather-commit-a-felony-than-break-up" loyalty. A whirlwind of sarcasm, love, and unwavering support—she's your rock, your partner in crime, and your favorite pain in the ass.

When Nyan ended up on the floor, Sloth laughed her ass off and managed a "told you so" every now and then. Being a caring girlfriend, she helped him up but will most likely roast him when the opportunity provides it.

by God_is_I May 19, 2024

girlfriends phone died

she’s cheating on you, bro :(

“my girlfriends phone died at a party last night, she didn’t respond all night”

by poopydoopy12 September 2, 2021