flying sausage

When you are having sex and you feel like trying something extreme... fuck your woman a few times, and when you get a boner, get out of position and take a few steps back.

Aim your dick towards her, and jump at her, and try to get your dick in her pussy!

Thus your dick flying... is the flying sausage.

"Want to do the flying sausage?" says the man

"WOOHOO!" says the lady.

by Raptor45 May 19, 2006

Fryin' Moons

Another term for being really high on psychedelic drugs such as mushrooms or LSD. Same as saying "trippin' balls".

"Dude, Quincy is totally fryin' moons off that acid."

by RattlesnakeCobra May 27, 2009

Flying Asian

When you get porked while swinging in the air wearing a ninja outfit

A: Welp just gave this girl a flying asian.
B: A chick let you pork her while swinging in mid-air wearing a ninja outfit?
A:Yup.
B:Bad freaking Ass

by FlashNasty July 1, 2011

Flying Grosswiler

To get tased in the gluteus maximus or "taint"

The inmate was stuggling so he the deputy performed a flying grosswiler.

by G-14CCB January 6, 2012

fringestream

When a political ideology that should still be on the fringe of civilized society for its extreme views drifts into the mainstream because people in certain positions of power lack their own ideas, those fringe ideas move into the mainstream of one political party, creating a fringestream.

Asking the newly-elected president to provide multiple copies of his birth certificate, college transcripts, a rundown of everyone he's ever met, a blood sample, a polygraph, and a note from his mother would be dismissed without prejudice if the president in question were white. However, since President Obama is our country's first black president, Birtherism has become fringestream.

by jdubhub68 June 3, 2013

Flying V

Slang for a adolescent male virgin.

A reference to the popular Gibson 'Flying V', famous for it's V shaped guitar body. This guitar was originally seen as too radical during its early days, and was generally somewhat unpopular. Since then its popularity and fan base has grown exponentially. Its one of the most coveted guitars on the market.

Dude 1: "Dude, did you hear about James?"
Dude 2: "No, what?"
Dude 1: "Dude, that Flying V totally played his first chord last night."
Dude 2: "Dude!"

by Valient September 4, 2013

flying the piglet

Flying the piglet:
1. Any activity that causes people to be absent from a circle of friends, unaccountably.

2. Something that seems worthwhile at the time, but is actually a waste of energy and time.

3. Masturbation.

A: I've not seen Dante all week - where is he?
B: I dunno, probably flying the piglet again.

by JP leFranc November 13, 2013