Frog

A frog is an amphibious lump of skin. It lives in ponds and is very breakable. Frogs are loved by many women, and will make nice gifts to girlfriends.

Alexis seems to be very happy in her pile of frogs.

Don’t touch that frog! Alexis will kill you.

by Lieutenant Cinder March 20, 2022

Trap Frog

To be the best trapper in the city/pond. To Trap drugs as a reptilian God.

Damn, that frog straight trappin, he must be a Trap Frog.

by Northfolk457 July 10, 2021

Frog

Someone who is bad at keeping commitments or bad at hanging out cause they hop out at the last second

I would invite Jerry but he’s such of frog

by ProbablyNotaFrog July 28, 2021

frog smash

An act of sex involving a dead frog a glass table and surgical tubing

I frog smash that girl so hard last night

by Frog smash 69 September 5, 2017

Curse of the frog

A curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed turn into a frog exactly 54 .75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.

Jim: ah man I got the curse of the frog
Norbert: what's the curse of the frog?

Jim: the curse of the frog is a curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed by the frog turn into a frog exactly 54.75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.

Norbert: nortbert.
Bender (from hit tv show Futurama): woah mama!

by Billybobthefourth June 17, 2024

Anus Frogs

When you create something fake to check if someone's trying to be a yes man to get in your pants

Person 1: what's your opinion on anus frogs?

Person 2: love em!

Person 1: Ah ha! They're not real, bitch!

Person 2: ;-;

by Honkhonkgoose April 11, 2021

Cute as frogs

Cute as frogs

The most amazing, friendly, nicest, awesome, coolest and swagilicious human on this planet.
Use it as PERSON1: “omg, do you know the most amazing human in this universe?” PERSON2: “yes i do, it’s cute as frogs!”

by Anxley April 2, 2021