Cat-dicked

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.

I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.

by JaneBlow December 31, 2015

cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)

I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.

by HayleyComments May 01, 2018

Cat Funt

A term used to describe a tubby person.

"I hope cat funt is going to the wreck today."
"That boy Martin is a cat funt"

by Martinlovesfood December 14, 2019

Cat Jacked

When somone else is slipping the D to your girl.

I’m pretty sure I’m getting cat jacked.

Rachel is a whore. I knew I was getting cat jacked.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Cat Sack

Hacky sack using a domestic house cat or Catman

We should find Catman and play some cat sack!

by akidnamedcudi December 29, 2010

STULTZ CAT

An orange male cat that wobbles when it walks. This cat is also known to be fearful of the Darth Vader theme song, as it has been seen fleeing the premise anytime it is played. The cat is also homeless because it’s previous owner abandoned it.

“Wow, can you believe the STULTZ CAT got it’s cat tree stolen?”
“Yeah, the STULTZ CAT is down bad

by cart smoking cat June 29, 2022

Cat hiss

When one squats down and let’s a soft slow hissing fart out.

I just cat hissed next to that person

by Beanasour February 19, 2019