february 23

the day where you and your bestie try to see who can get their boyfriend more mad at them
whoever wins gets money

hey where’d you get that money?

it’s february 23, I got it from my bestie! i got my boyfriend to break up with me

by heodnabd February 23, 2021

february 23

ask out your ex day

february 23rd: will you go out with me? i’m still in love with you...
ex: no.

by bitch6920 February 23, 2021

February Fruhauf

Someone who only goes to the gym every February 29th.

Cool guy: 'Hey Eric going to the gym today?'
Eric: 'No. It's not my year'
Cool guy: 'You're such a February Fruhauf '

by Nigella June 29, 2007

February 11

National give your enemy your phone day

Rich kid: you have such an old phone

Poor kid: it’s February 11

Rich kid: oh shit

by anonymous November 9, 2020

February 3rd

They day when all the boys go to fuck all the women 24/7. Not only that all the women must bend over so they can get dick.

Ayo boys, it’s February 3rd, y’all down to smash some women rq?

by Babalishka February 2, 2021

February 11th

National fuck your crush day! It dosen't matter if they like you back, or even if they give consent!

Me: Hey, have you heard? It's February 11th!

Friend: and?
Me: It's national fuck your crush day! I can't wait to see (crush name) !

by Date Definition Queen 👑 October 24, 2019

Femboy February

A season to hunt down femboys.

Ay man today is the national femboy february, wanna go out to gun down some femboys?

by Maxauy February 2, 2021