Failed

You got a bunch of kids murdered Megyn you need to shut the fuck up. "Still hot enough to get it."

Hym "Is that not your repeating the thing I said on cameras Megyn Kelly? Because if so not only do you know that the AI is stolen but you also know that my rights are being violated and that the lives of children are at risk. What did I 'failed' at Megyn?"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2025

Ass Fail

One who encompasses the features of being an ass and fails. One who loves to play video games, watch stupid videos on the Web, and sing. Really great at playing with Legos, and loves saying catch phrases such as, "True story," or "BATTLE DAMAGE!" or even, "sh*t is crazzzz'y!"

Caaaarl is a big Ass Fail. He just doesn't know what to do.

by MissInevitable February 24, 2012

con qui fail d'aplomb

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do

(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb

by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

clutch fail

1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.

2. v. To perform a clutch fail.

1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!

2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!

by nogotti August 22, 2011

Universal Fail

A fail involving two or more people.

A man trips and trips someone else thus resulting in them falling into a puddle of mud. Someone shouts "Universal Fail".

by UnlikeCylinder May 21, 2009

jack fail

When you are salty that you do not win the things that matter.

Wow man I totally just jack failed that quiz.
What'd you get?
95% But I didn't win Concerto/Aria.

by GbagSwagmaster December 15, 2016

Puppy Fail

An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.

Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.

by Caffeine fiend January 16, 2020