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Wick(ed)

A play on the abbreviation for “Eating Disorders” in reference to the Wicked movie franchise, in which the leading cast members are suspected by ED recovery groups to have developed competitive anorexia.
I can’t watch Wick(ed)… The marketing alone made me relapse!”
by TikToker9 November 29, 2025
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Gen Ed Juggernaut

Someone in school (typically high school) that takes exclusively the bare minimum easy classes in order to pass high school. Typically still struggles in those classes anyway. Most likely has never even heard of Collegeboard.
-You know what classes Leyland got?
-I know he has Algebra 1 in 11th grade, what a total gen ed juggernaut
-what a bum, wanna bet he has English III too?
by yumyumdoritoes12345 December 5, 2025
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Ed's razor

A simple exercise that is fairly fool proof and is designed at discovering the truth/falsity of a given contention. An example: If there were truth to the contentions behind Homeopathy, then the world would be flooded with Homeopathic Heroin/Cocaine/Meth etc. The world is not so flooded ergo the contention is bullshit.
A significant stretch of the Amazon rainforest was cut down to build a new four-lane highway in preparation for the COP30 climate summit held in Belém, Brazil, in November 2025. This development drew widespread criticism for its perceived hypocrisy, as world leaders gathered to discuss solutions for climate change and deforestation. If climate change is an immediate, existential threat, those sorts of things would simply not happen. Ed's razor tells you the story. It is no different than Russia arranging tourist holidays at Chernobyl. Chernobyl is fucking dangerous and you don't go there. Climate change is fucking dangerous you don't fly private. Ed's razor allows you to stop worrying over nonsense.
by FXmotherfuckers December 7, 2025
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Digital Screen ED

Modern condition where excessive screen time of digital media (Phones, Computers, and TVs) contributes to poor arousal, dopamine burnout, or Erectile Dysfunction.
Bro, these girls on the TL are giving me digital screen ED.
by MisterKnows December 15, 2025
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Reem/ed

The act of getting absolutely ‘smashed’ with your boys
Keen to reem?

I’m so f****n REEMED
Reem/ed
by CaptainReem January 1, 2026
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Ed Chime Box

A zestful character full of charisma. His love for Mary is evident in the way he approaches life and other individuals. "Ed Chime Box" is a romantic figure in life and serves as a person who one may look up to.

Other variations may be added but this is the original!

The words are said individually and slower with POWER and AGGRESSION.

The "Ed Alphabet".
by The Alphabet February 13, 2024
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Ed Chime Box

He is the most seductive man ALIVE! His romantic fizz coupled with his ultimate facial harmony is irresistible and unstoppable.

"Ed Chime Box" is the ultimate rizzler and is enrolled at Moggwarts schools for mewers and looksmaxxers.

The Ed Alphabet must not be overused and/or abused. If you violate the melody, Ed himself will attack you with his manly rowers physique.

The words are said individually and slowly ED---CHIME---BOX and then a YEP NOW BOYS CAN BE SAID!
Now boys, is "Ed Chime Box" present in class today. Yep NOW>
by The Alphabet February 13, 2024
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