Connelly-Ed

Getting a 5-Minute Major in Hockey for Head Contact, to sell the gold medal game.

Bro Connelly-ed the game.

by TeamCanadaFan October 20, 2025

Wick(ed)

A play on the abbreviation for “Eating Disorders” in reference to the Wicked movie franchise, in which the leading cast members are suspected by ED recovery groups to have developed competitive anorexia.

“I can’t watch Wick(ed)… The marketing alone made me relapse!”

by TikToker9 November 29, 2025

Gen Ed Juggernaut

Someone in school (typically high school) that takes exclusively the bare minimum easy classes in order to pass high school. Typically still struggles in those classes anyway. Most likely has never even heard of Collegeboard.

-You know what classes Leyland got?
-I know he has Algebra 1 in 11th grade, what a total gen ed juggernaut
-what a bum, wanna bet he has English III too?

by yumyumdoritoes12345 December 5, 2025

Ed's razor

A simple exercise that is fairly fool proof and is designed at discovering the truth/falsity of a given contention. An example: If there were truth to the contentions behind Homeopathy, then the world would be flooded with Homeopathic Heroin/Cocaine/Meth etc. The world is not so flooded ergo the contention is bullshit.

A significant stretch of the Amazon rainforest was cut down to build a new four-lane highway in preparation for the COP30 climate summit held in Belém, Brazil, in November 2025. This development drew widespread criticism for its perceived hypocrisy, as world leaders gathered to discuss solutions for climate change and deforestation. If climate change is an immediate, existential threat, those sorts of things would simply not happen. Ed's razor tells you the story. It is no different than Russia arranging tourist holidays at Chernobyl. Chernobyl is fucking dangerous and you don't go there. Climate change is fucking dangerous you don't fly private. Ed's razor allows you to stop worrying over nonsense.

by FXmotherfuckers December 7, 2025

Digital Screen ED

Modern condition where excessive screen time of digital media (Phones, Computers, and TVs) contributes to poor arousal, dopamine burnout, or Erectile Dysfunction.

Bro, these girls on the TL are giving me digital screen ED.

by MisterKnows December 15, 2025

Reem/ed

The act of getting absolutely ‘smashed’ with your boys

Keen to reem?

I’m so f****n REEMED
Reem/ed

by CaptainReem January 1, 2026

Steve and Ed

Steve and Ed are a hot dou. And there hot and steamy nights inspired them to make a hot sauce in their name. With a slogan of "Steve and Ed will blow your head." That could not be officially read. As soon as there secret sauce is deep in your mouth your gonna love it.
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Steve and Ed will burn your head.

by Aeron X. April 11, 2024