post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

by posting for a friend September 23, 2016

Men Disorder

Where you deter men from liking you

I have a men disorder

by LucifersBitch April 30, 2020

monodiversity disorder

Newfound disorder caused by longer exposure to traumatic experiences growing up. It can manifest as higher frequency hearing and epileptic attacks. Present in young males aging from 12 to 18.
First recognized in 2023 in southern America by doc Prestoni and his coworker scientist Petri

Friend: "Is the buzzing bothering you or is it just my monodiversity disorder?"

by anonymous March 3, 2024

Associative Personality Disorder

Wanting to live in the shoes of someone doing better than you

He really wants my BMW, must have associative Personality disorder

by Jacked conqueror August 21, 2023

The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

anesthetic use disorder

A disorder in which one can become addicted to anesthetics most commonly local anesthetics

Anesthetic use disorder

by 459395 August 18, 2024

Colussi Disorder

When someone feels the need to be an asshole for no apparent reason and just enjoys putting other people down. If you are suffering from this you probably ask stupid questions and get mad when someone asks you to do anything that will make their lives a bit easier.

"That person is so mean for no reason."
"I think they have Colussi Disorder!"

by I_Hate_Your_Guts May 1, 2021