post sandwich depression

the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special

guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.

by dumbledarren March 9, 2011

sunday night depression

that time of day you feel real sad and you just wanna huddle up in your room crying. sunday night depression always starts at 8:00pm sharp.

Doctor: “Why did you need an appointment today?”

“I have sunday night depression.”

by oh oop a rat October 27, 2019

Post Jerk Depression

That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut

My Post Jerk Depression kicked in and I'm ready to die man

by BigDickMcGoo January 26, 2019

Chevrolet Employee Depression

Getting depressed from those Chevrolet ads when the dialogue says “what we pay is what you pay”, meaning that those Chevrolet employees do not get an employee discount

“I got Chevrolet Employee Depression today.” - Chevrolet Employee

“Same” - Another Chevy employee

by Official [Wice] Creator January 9, 2019

post-privilege depression

the bleakness one experiences after being confronted with the reality of one's social privilege.

today at work, I had to supervise a lot of manual labor. now I'm bummed and the post-privilege depression struck hard

by terminal1 April 19, 2023

Post Libertas Depression

The depression that hits you after a long vacation or weekend

me: I really don't want to go to work tomorrow, I'd rather jump off a bridge.
friend: Dude, I think you're suffering from Post Libertas Depression

by Wi11emDafoe August 17, 2019

Breaking Bad Depression

The depression you feel after watching the finale of “Breaking Bad”.

Oh man! Yesterday I saw the BB finale and now I got Breaking Bad Depression.

by luddode July 6, 2022