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David Moment

When someone does something that a person named "David" would do or when someone does something that is included in the stereotype of someone named David.
"Did he just stick his d*** in the jar of peanut butter? That's such a David Moment!"
by AlsoMento May 1, 2023
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Stinky David

A black guy who smells and likes to touch the white people aggressively
Oh look it’s stinky david hide the kids honey
What a tar baby
by Doodio November 13, 2019
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David Spencers

The man who Kanel Joesph works for; his boss.
Man: Who is your boss?
Kanel: David…
Man: David who?
Kanel: David Spencers
by lovelypeachesfangiel June 22, 2022
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angie&david

the best mf friendship and lovers in the world,the best thing that’s happened to David and he will forever love her he thinks of her every day and night he knows she’s the one. He hopes she thinks the same, Angie/his lover is the most prettiest beautiful person in his eyes and he loves all the things she hates about herself, she might not believe him but he means it. There is so much more to talk about and he can go on and on about her eyes when she looks at him and her face on how beautiful it is to him and her body on how she looks so mf good in anything she where’s he feels down sometimes and she brings his happyness up all the time after she just talks to him. She dousent know it but she’s saved him so many times from giving up on life and made him really think about what he wanted to be and he made the best decision of his life and it’s all thanks to his lover and friend Angie❤️.
Angie&david da best lovers n friends fr
by Angie&david August 25, 2022
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david gräfen

person 1: david gräfen
person 2: david gräfen
by david gräfen November 22, 2021
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david sanderson

a boneless giraffe, but he’s got a nice ass
person1- why is he so short?
person2- he’s a david sanderson
person1- that explains why he is so thicc
by giraffeosaur January 16, 2019
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david ureno

I want to be David Ureno
by TheOneTrueKing12 May 7, 2018
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