comadre

Litteraly is your children's godmother in spanish. But it's a sarcastic way to say buddy to a female when you're making fun of her. (compadre for males).

Im sorry comadre. Im sorry buddy.

by Mend.ozae May 1, 2008

coma

sleeping away your life. must sleep at least 18 hrs a day and must have the dead bolt locked in the middle of the day in a securely locked and guarded trustworthy university dorm building. also must wear granny nightgowns with slippers and look like a bulldog-slug hybrid.

I fucking came home tonight at fucking 6:00 and fucking Beitung slothed out of her fucking room, awaking from her fucking coma in her fucking nightgown and locked the fucking dead bolt and now my key has to turn four fucking times. Fuck.

by the cooler suitemate November 8, 2006

go commando

going without the undergarment that protects your pointed object-- breasts for females, penis for males.

I have gone commando today. I am not wearing a bra.

by Wael Salloum December 8, 2003

put you in a coma

A threat commonly use to threaten to knock someone out.

"You are a Beezy"
"Your mom's a Beezy"
"Oh Ya? I'll put you in a coma"

by HoboJoeseph July 29, 2006

Comas

also : gay. and proud of small muscles.

Wow, what a wimp. Silly Comas, dicks aren't for you.

by A concerned citizen January 18, 2003

supreme commander

the sergent that commands all of the homosexual sex orgees that go on secretly in the bunks of military bases

Supreme Commander Johnson made sure everyone was doing their job while Bill and Ted were secretly fucking in the bunks of Fort Knox

by Nour and Devin June 21, 2008

Asian meat commandeer

A asians term for homosexual, usually consists of the asian male commandering an other male's penis which satifies him.

Rob knewn a asian meat commandeer known as Josh. Josh commanded so much meat that he became famous for being a meat bandit.

by Fear_Hybrid January 28, 2007