Closet Gingerist

A Person who secretely finds their sexual orientation wandering toward Ginger Haired Males or Females

Your a closet Gingerist

by sw123 March 25, 2009

Closet Hero

someone who is lazy, incompetent, a slacker, a blue falcon, or someone who is just dead weight at their job. However, they are great at kissing ass or know the right people.

When you have a multiple bosses, then you know there is a closet hero somewhere in the middle.

by equilibrium4U January 13, 2011

Closet Beaner

A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.

Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!

by Blasto the Wonder Dog September 18, 2012

cloist

if you find yourself in a hot room and its moist and you feel clammy, you feel CLOIST!!!!!

jim, im so warm in here, i know I'm so clammy, i feel cloist!!!!!

by lujim August 5, 2017

Close Quarters Combat

The act of Eiffel Towering a midget, allowing the chest of both men to rub together.

"Dude, that was a great round of 'close quarters combat'."

by Duke of Deerfield September 18, 2017

Closet Goblin

When you’re porking a bitch and her dad bust in so you hide in the closet butt naked.

Dad: *walks in* who’s in here with you!?
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!

Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!

by DesertRat2000 May 27, 2018

Closet Case

me

i'm a closet case, it is very sad

by beeeeeeeeeeeeee January 7, 2021