To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
by DanSatch March 20, 2017
When you shove your anus inside the jacuzi jet and you start to slowly fill up with water and your blood fills with the chemicals and bloat and cum into death.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 23, 2020
by poopyahole69 August 09, 2020
by eMOGee January 27, 2022
I know that guy is a rich doctor, but he’s always ghetto blasting his servers. He just left me $5 on a $100 check!
by Aserversstory January 28, 2021
This is when a person needs to shit so they completely remove their pants and underwear. Then they shove a water hose into their butthole and turn it on to fill their rectum with as much water as possible. They finally bend and push out the water shooting the shit like a mini missile. This is used for self enjoyment, onto a victim (prank), or as a sexual act.
1. I felt a mean turd pushing through so I ran to the water hose and did a Brownie Blast.
2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!
3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.
2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!
3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.
by Cockadylious September 26, 2014