BIKENONCE

ANOTHER WORD FOR JEREMY VINE CHANNEL 5 VERY OWN BIKE NONCE

JEREMY VINE WAS RIDING DOWN THE ROAD ON HIS TODGER BIKE, POCKETS FILLED WITH CABURYS CREME EGGS. THERE HE NOTICES SOME KIDS AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD OFFERING THEM HIS EGGS WHEN A BRAVE MAN CALLED JOEY TOLD HIM WHERE TO SHOVE HIS CREME EGGS AND LEAVE KIDS ALONE JOEY SHOUTS OUT FUCK OFF "BIKENONCE"

by KANETHEMAN69 January 11, 2024

BIKENONCE

JEREMY VINE - BIKE NONCE

THERE WAS ONCE A MAN CALLED JEREMY VINE WHO OWNED A BIKE, ONE DAY DAY JEREMY HAD LOAD OFF CABURYS CREME EGGS STROLLING LONG AND SEES SOME KIDS, JEREMY OFFERS THE KIDS SOME EGGS BUT A SUPERHERO CALLED JOEY SAVES THE DAY AND KIDS FROM THE BIKENONCE

by KANETHEMAN69 January 11, 2024

bike brain

A person who refuses to acknowledge that not everyone wishes to ride a bicycle.

Adam and Gaz suffer from chronic bike brain.

by Larry L January 29, 2024

Bicker Baiting

An almost theatrical form of relational sabotage, Bicker Baiting is the cunning yet questionable practice of strategically deploying words or actions, either consciously or subconsciously, to ensnare someone into an argument. This technique often emerges following a misleading stretch of harmony. It represents the paradoxical pursuit of conflict after periods of calm, embodying a twisted longing for the familiar dissonance of everyday squabbles rather than the alien stillness of harmony.

Was a peaceful Sunday until my partner hit me with a bicker baiting bombshell, asking why I still follow my ex on social media. Went from zero to a hundred real quick over a 'like' from 2017.

by JakeMontana November 12, 2023

Bickel r34

Someone who is NOT urban dictionary

person: urban dictionary is deranged
Bickel r34: I know I’m deranged!
person: bro is NOT urban dictionary 😭😭🙏🙏🗣🗣

by Bigcupofpiss November 29, 2023

Benkelman, Nebraska

the city where the most fuggly bitches live. it attracts asswipes like a magnet. i swear anyone who lives there and attends benkelman high is ugly and flat. the emissions from the local coal plant gave me ED.

sigma 1: "hey do you want to drop napalm bombs on Benkelman, Nebraska?"
sigma 2: "holy fuck i thought you'd never ask."

by TheReal_FartNuts December 2, 2023

Biker's Fault

An ironic comment on Instagram Reels where users will jokingly blame bikers for car crash.

*Watching Instagram Reels*

Tom: Wow that car and truck had pretty bad collision, I wonder if the people in the comments will agree with me.

Comments: "Biker's Fault"

Tom: What the fuck there wasn't even a biker

by BigSmoke40 March 1, 2024