beat up

Basically to do something like homework etc. quickly.

Yo Mi have the Spanish Homework to beat up when I go home.

by deeabee May 22, 2010

dick beating

Noun: The act of bruising a girl's thigh by playfully whipping her with an erect penis.

"C. Cee was being naughty so V was like 'you're gonna catch a dick beating.'"

by vladster January 13, 2014

Beat Machine

A large facillitation of physical damage using blunt objects on a target or targets.

It's a fuckowitz for a hugabitch in the Beat Machine.

by MoFugly(R) December 15, 2004

Tweet Beat

Fighting over Twitter - the only thing lamer than fighting on the Internet.

Johnny and Susan aren't speaking to each other in real life because of a tweet beat they are having on Twitter, what losers.

by Baggage May 22, 2009

Beats Me

When a certain person is exceedingly dumb. When they need some intellectual intelligence.

dumb Beats Me

by MissNash123 January 18, 2011

whippin' a beat

The art of magically beating off with you OWN hand.

Dude...You caught me whippin' a beat!!!

by Zmac March 6, 2008

Beat The Biscuit

V, bēēt THē biskút- a game where three or more males masterbate onto a biscuit simultaneously. The last one to ejaculate onto said biscuit has to then eat the biscuit.

Hey bro i heard you love playing beat the biscuit. Thats cool and all as long as you don't lose!

by cunillingus July 30, 2015