cock bastard

herb meaning stupid, retarted etc.
You're a cock bastard mad stupid.
by flakis October 04, 2008
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Bastard Haircut

A "Bastard Haircut" is a haircut that doesn't suit or fit the person wearing it, yet they refuse to accept it.
"Have you seen Johnny?"

"Nah"

"He's got a Bastard Haircut"
by Omega Messiah March 09, 2020
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dirty little bastard

A “Dirty little bastard” is a term used to describe someone who’s brave enough to do stupid shit. This term is used on the comedy show “South Park” often used by the character Jimbo Kern
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lumpy bastard

no good shit head coke sniffing pos welfare collecting alcoholic family disappointing skin walker vibes trash bitch
Ex: “like oh her is that her ex Brendan? I heard he was a lumpy bastard.... “
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Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long
James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard
by Caleb Cummins March 13, 2022
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Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull
“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
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Dirty dirty bastard

The foreign slang for calling someone sexual. The term “dirty dirty bastard” is often used to describe someone’s filth when referring to bedroom habits.
Roger the chef called Drew a “dirty dirty bastard” when he slapped his dick on a customers head.
by Dirt E boy August 19, 2021
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