The Nazi Wake-and-Bake

when you wake up in the morning and get a feel for a fart. You then look over at your spouse and grin a little (before the mayhem commences). You then proceed to fart in the blanket and then entrap them in flatulance. Thus concluding the Nazi Wake-and-Bake.

Karl: “i gave molly the nazi wake-and-bake the other day. She hasnt woken up since 🤓”
Matt: “Thats crazzzy, Wendy wont even let me do that to her”

by TheMotherPlucker April 11, 2024

bake

to use a sunbed to achieve a nice tan

Tom: this sloot yesterday gave me some amazing slobber after she saw my tan!, lets bake again next week my dude

by INBRED RICKY November 5, 2018

lets get mother fucking baked

L G M F B

Tommy C. - Yo Dawg, what time is it fool ?

Cheech M. - It's 15 past 4 - Man.

Tommy C. - NO WAY ! L G M F B ! (Lets Get Mother Fucking Baked)

by @AllUnbelievableShits January 11, 2025

out-bake

When someone obnoxious dis-respects you're baking skills by contradicting you're judgement towards the preparedness and readiness of what you are baking.

"Honey I think the roast beef is ready", proclaimed Jared.

"No it isn't leave it in for 5 more minutes or else it will be soggy", replies Jane.

"Why do you always out-bake me! Thats it! I wanna a divorce", adds Jared.

by Kapenda53 November 8, 2009

Baked Bean

The mental state you enter when you a baked off your head from an overindulgence of THC.

Im gonna turn into a baked bean tomorrow arvo because dead beet is coming over with the THC vape.

by Private bineng February 28, 2019

Bake off

get out of my way .
move right now

YO G BAKE OFF STILL.

by anonymous_who? October 8, 2021

Baked Jealousy

The feeling when someone has a delicious baked good (bread, croissants, cake, muffins), and you don't.

Brigid got chocolate croissants for her birthday and now I'm filled with baked Jealousy.

by IncipientMedusa February 9, 2021