August 1st

national stay at home day

where is alex?oh yeah its August 1st

by Random person.com July 31, 2022

August 10th

August 10th is the day that me and my boyfriend Devin started dating. He is the best boyfriend on the whole planet. No one else can compare to my Devin.

Me: It's August 10th!
Person: What's so special about that day?
Me: Its when me and my boyfriend started dating!!

by kati8kat November 12, 2023

August 8

On August 8, your gf has to give you a kiss. No exceptions or excuses, it’s required. Just do it

“Yo bro it’s August 8”
“Yeah so?”
“I’m gonna go get my kiss”

by Thisguy41230827 August 6, 2025

August 22

If they are born on august 22 they are the best and you should buy them whatever they want or else….. you don’t wanna know

I’m born august 22 can I have a coffee mug

by Leahliva March 26, 2023

August 27th

People born in August 27 have the biggest dicks in the world, they are kind, smart and funny. The greatest type of people you will ever meet. If you one they are a keeper.

His shmeat is so big, he must be born on August 27th

by Isidorus Samir Toma November 24, 2023

August 12th 2003

Gayest nigga alive with the biggest blackest dick ever!
Also a sexy beast ;)

person1: Yo bro were you born on August 12th 2003 because you black and gay as hell!

person2: nigga how you know?!

by dante;) April 5, 2024

August 11th

National confess to your crush day 💗

person 1:‘oh look is brad and lisa together’
person 2:‘yeah it’s august 11th’
person 1:‘well that’s why she’s talking to him . but since it is august 25th i just wanted you to know that i’ve always liked you’
person 2:‘i’ve always liked you too delilah🫶🏽’

by naeeee🫶🏽. August 11, 2022