august

if your birthday is in august the ur parents failed no nut november.

guy one: hey what month are you born in?
guy two: august..?
guy one: bro ur parents failed no nut november🤣😭

add my tiktok @prettyluhh._miya 😝🤝

by prettyluhh._miya July 16, 2021

August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

by manmoderrights August 16, 2024

august 18th

the most boring day of the year very uneventful usually hot

wow your birthday is august 18th wow youre a bitch

by lowkeyamurderer September 7, 2022

august 14

My basic ass birthfay

Hey, did you know it's August 14th?
Oh wow, that's my birthday

by Séan Miller August 15, 2021

August Hudson V Nielsen

sexy man!! august such cute baby and i love him

mmmm i love august hudson v nielsen, he’s so sexy!!! -baela

by poopiebutt123 June 1, 2022

August 30

August 30 is ask your crush/anyone out day!

"Hey.. I have something to confess.."
Person: yeah what is it?
"It's August 30th which is ask your crush out day, so im asking you out!"

by kitty21love August 25, 2023

August 13th

Hug all myiah’s day

Hug a myiah on august 13th

by my1ah April 21, 2022