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August

A red haired small person who is trying to fit in and always fails. A very white person with a small penis and a very disgusting look. He smells bad and he is often a nerd. His breath is contagious!! Not the guy you want in your bed because he gets tired after 2 minutes.
This person is a typical august.
by Coolguy71725 December 12, 2016
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August 8

by Swriter August 7, 2024
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8 august

8 august it's the international day of send a titty pic;*
me: today is 8 august
you: "sends me a titty pic*
by gsuaba August 8, 2022
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August 1st

National slut day where girls beg to be posted on their boyfriend's story not knowing that he got a kid with the local boss man. It is also a day where girls under the age of 18 suck cucumbers and shove them down their dead nan's throat.
It's August 1st
by Daddysweetknob July 31, 2022
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August 22

If they are born on august 22 they are the best and you should buy them whatever they want or else….. you don’t wanna know
I’m born august 22 can I have a coffee mug
by Leahliva March 26, 2023
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August 11th

person 1:‘oh look is brad and lisa together’
person 2:‘yeah it’s august 11th’
person 1:‘well that’s why she’s talking to him . but since it is august 25th i just wanted you to know that i’ve always liked you’
person 2:‘i’ve always liked you too delilah🫶🏽’
by naeeee🫶🏽. August 11, 2022
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