Monkey Dunker

Verb, Monkey Dunker.

An individual who participates in the act of saturating primates within a malleable substance of varying viscosity for recreational or professional purposes.

A phrase which is usually pertaining to a denizen of Stevenage.

Jill: James, how dare you dip that baboon in that tub of marmite. You are a no good rotten monkey dunker!
James: I miss Daemon.

by Faggy Mc Balls June 21, 2008

monkey on the car

Fuck off

Hey bitch monkey on the car

by Jim69_69 April 4, 2017

Jackoff Monkey

1. Someone who is addicted to masturbation.
2. A horny monkey.

1. Man, he whacks off every night... He's such a Jackoff Monkey!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!

by MSN April 8, 2006

monkey down

short form for "calm your monkey ass down" or simply for "calm down"

Girlfriend: Tell me why you came home late last night, RIGHT NOW.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.

by jumbonian July 11, 2010

poo monkey

A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.

Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.

by Andrew Thompson May 2, 2005

Skungle Monkey

Skank in the jungle hungry for the monkey.

The neighborhood slut thats open more than dopebags in newark.

by Budhite Knights June 13, 2004

accordion monkey

A monkey who plays the accordion. This is a pretty unusual insult - mostly used on crappy accordion players.

Steve's an accordion monkey.

by Pedi August 19, 2004