Jo Bloggs: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."
by Usebleach May 28, 2022
Get the Off Keymug. she's very pretty she's perfect and everything, literally tloml her smile makes me blush a lot, she's also puts a lot of efforts on everything, i love her so so so much
by someone u might know xx April 11, 2022
Get the keimug. A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.
Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a đ emoji, thus âlocked and keyedâ.
Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a đ emoji, thus âlocked and keyedâ.
Ricky: Hey man howâs stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But sheâll never be the queen, sheâll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! Itâs been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.
Vicky: going well bro. But sheâll never be the queen, sheâll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! Itâs been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.
by Captain Cream Soda December 28, 2024
Get the Locked and Keyedmug. Similar to a 5 finger discount refers to theft, Skeleton Key is a way to refer to a Break and Enter ( B&E)
by lilsaint1618 October 11, 2019
Get the Skeleton Keymug. 
The kid who can be your friend but gets mad easily. Also gets made fun of, usually depressed in the inside. But happy on the outside some people understand Key but some donât. The friends who understand his feelings are true friends.
Key can be your friend.
by JuSt A dEpreSSeD RanDOM January 7, 2018
Get the Keymug. An uncommon nickname for those with uncommon traits. Keys is a helpful person, although self-conscious at times, they enjoy whatever small friend group they have scrapped together. Keys often get random obsessions with random things (such as the 'Everything is Awesome' song). Keys also enjoys their alone time.
by Harpii July 18, 2023
Get the Keysmug.