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Hair shark

Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.
Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”
by Greanbeen January 18, 2020
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Pineapple Hairs

A word to describe the green things on top of pineapples, invented by the famous roblox YouTuber Anix in his making bikini bottom in Bloxburg video.
Wow those pineapple hairs on that pineapple are tall!
by Bibi Turkey June 16, 2020
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grandfather hair

A man’s longest pubic hair, the one that started to grow in first. For girls, this would be their grandmother hair.

Traditionally cut off and eaten in a last meal in specific First Nations culture, in soup or stew to celebrate the growth and life of the individual. In First Nations culture they call it Igrabaara (longevity follicle).
Example 1

Girl: Let’s get freaky tonight, babe!
Boy: Then you’ve gotta bite off my grandfather hair!
Girl: Yes, daddy! I’ll do anything you say!

Example 2

Our grandpa, Ikiiolio, is celebrating his final hours tonight, and is having his Igrabaara stew for dinner, as part of tradition.
by weenielover1939 April 14, 2019
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hair blindness

When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness

See also: "second-hand hair blindness"

When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.

And: "hair gagging"

When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.
On a windy day...

Guy: "what's the problem?"

Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"
by pchops October 24, 2011
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Uncle Hair

The seemingly bountiful, windswept locks of an uncle or avuncular figure clinging to some semblance of their 'alt-life' youth.
"What're you saying? Johnny Depp has not aged well at all. See that do? Quintessential Uncle Hair."
by thebad69 December 24, 2011
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Pineapple Hairs

The stuff that is on top of a pineapple. And if you searched this up it is either because you are Anix himself or one of his viewers.
Anix: “Pineapple hairs better be on urban dictionary by tomorrow
by Peachy27262 June 16, 2020
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Blued hair

To have dark blue hair
Ex: Wow, you have blued hair!
by Elmo<3 May 4, 2008
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