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don't be jealous of a dead fish

Don't dwell on something long gone or worthless
- Did you see who my ex girlfriend kissed?
- Oh come on, don't be jealous of a dead fish!
by trippy trip February 27, 2023
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Don't find your mamma in it

Don't dig into food too deep.

An idiom, usually spoken in a buffet line, by the guy behind you, when you are spooning out food.
(A vague reference to exhuming a body.)
Hey dude, ease up on that potato salad... Don't find your mamma in it.
by Bakey Snakey July 30, 2021
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marijuana i don't wanna

when a dude or dudet offers you the marijuana and you need a way to say no
friend: you wanna smoke marijuana
ME/you: marijuana i don't wanna
by kindofanicon June 10, 2018
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Don't make me piss

A phrase used when experiencing a great amount of laughter or an uncontrollable amount of laughter in a given situation.
Betty: Susan fell down the stairs and her pants ripped!
Gretta: Don't make me piss

Betty: The teacher driving the school van hit a mailbox
Gretta: Don't make me piss that's unreal
by fooke7 February 7, 2023
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Don't leave horsepower in the showroom

A metaphorical rule to live by: don't make the mistake of choosing the cheaper option to save a buck in the short run, when you'll curse yourself later for not getting the better-grade product/service in the long run.
Eric: "What was I thinking buying that Porsche with the V-4 instead of the V-6 -- it handled like a Formula 1 car but is a total slug in a straight line!"
Tim: "Dude, you broke rule number 1 -- don't leave horsepower in the showroom."
And so --
Maddie: "This well Margarita sucks -- why didn't I get the Cadillac for two bucks more?"
Amy: "Exactly. Don't leave horsepower in the showroom, sweetie."
by FitofPeak January 2, 2015
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Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse
Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.
by mogacco505 June 16, 2019
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You don't move me

A person (whoever) not having any emotional effect on an individual(you)
by KrodyJ May 6, 2022
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