Count yo days

“What yo back”

McDonald’s done fucked up my order
“Count yo days McDonalds”

by cooch1eman February 26, 2021

yo mama male

they are independent of the social-sexual hierarchy. sigma, alpha, zeta, he is above all of these. he has ascended above the social norms of society. this is hard to tell though, as he only responds in "yo mama" jokes. he is like joker, not caring about the struggles of the world around him. he is his own man, a dominator of sigma males. they cower in fear at the sight of a yo mama male. every male can sense when a yo mama male is in the area.

BOB: "Why is sigma male name quaking in fear?"

JIM: "A yo mama male just passed us dude."

by professional yo mama male July 13, 2021

Yo Moma gay

Gayest person (mom) on earth. Very Gay

Yo Moma gay

by Who is Barney the Builder February 5, 2019

Yo Mama Roast

Types of roasts played by kids and teens in effort to jokingly insult one's mother.

Daniel: Yo mama's so stupid that when the zombie apocalypse came, the zombies ignored her because she had no brains.
Crowd: OHHH!
Joshua: Well yo mama's so ugly that when she went into a haunted mansion, she came out with a job.
Crowd: OHHHH GET ROASTED!
Now dats a yo mama roast!

by Panfinz October 21, 2019

Wash Yo Face

The act of telling someone they need a attitude adjustment, and telling them to realize who their dealing with, and change their emotion.

Girl: I can't stand this hoe, who does she think she is! I'd whoop her ass in a heart beat!

Girl 2: Bitch, wash yo face!

by BossAssBytch January 5, 2014

Finish yo’ dish

The act of clearing the chamber of a bong. Mostly said when friends want to peer pressure people into getting baked.

Yo JP, why don't you come over here and finish yo’ dish!

by Duck Mister October 24, 2017

whop yo ass

A threat.

Example:
Person 1: Come here!
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Come here or else I'm going to WHOP YO ASS

person 1: Come here!
person 2: No!
person 1: Come here or imma WHOP YO ASS

by livia_03 October 5, 2015