washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

by KenMFan March 26, 2017

Wash the poodles

'Wash the poodles' is a term synonymous with a man being whipped, where he is forced to do mundane and often emasculating tasks for the sake of tang.

Guy 1: Why did stu bail so early lastnight?

Guy 2: No idea, he probably had to wash the poodles.

by good guy friend October 4, 2012

waterway car wash

Worst High school job. It is a scam and they pay their workers $4 and hour with shitty tips. Most kids that work there are either gay or gay. Certain culture there that is just ass

That dude works at waterway car wash, poor dude

by Lizzoeater6969 February 15, 2020

swallowing the washing

where a female wearing some tights shorts or trousers is showing her underwear riding up her bottom crack

dude that girl is swallowing the washing

by big criss February 22, 2009

washing the pearl

Female masturbation involving a lot of rubbing/circling of the clitoris; typically performed prior to, during, or after taking a shower.

"Stacy you've been in there for two hours! What are you doing?"

"Go away! I'm washing the pearl!"

by TheStenchofDiscovery July 13, 2015

Kentucky Nugget Wash

Using two oiled up midgets, preferably Mexican, and using them to slide along floors and clean up messes.

Used mainly in the kitchen and at Porn Shoots to clean up stray lines of spunk.

"Holy Fuck!" "It's everywhere" "I need a Kentucky Nugget Wash right FUCKIN NOW!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Black washing

“black washing”is not a thing.

Stop black washing anime characters. Again black washing is not a thing.

by loafer 2000 March 16, 2022