Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

why do you care?

like really why?

dude I'm going to say this for the final time. why do you care? like really its just a word that's none of your business.

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

Why tho

The expression of extreme dissapointment you didnt expect from the other person.

'I forgot your birthday party, bro'
'Why tho'

by toomanynumbers November 19, 2023

Why you always lyin

A popular dead meme where a man sang the words,"Why you always lyin?"
Popular within 2010-2012.

Person 1: Why you always lyin?
Person 2: Good one.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

why do you have to be there for so long?

I miss you

-why do you have to be there for so long?
-why do you always complain?
-I was saying I miss you...

by BennieBen1335 February 9, 2018

Why are you ironic

Because you are

You are ironic. Why are you ironic ? Because you are

by Poya Shakespeare November 12, 2020

Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex?

Why is everything on here related to sex is when u cum all over ur best gf's face & pussy whilst looking up random definitions on urban dictionary and finding out all of them relate to sex in some way, see also "the best nutjob ever"

guy 1: dude i Why Is Everything on Here Related to Sex? 'd Chad's slut last night
guy 2: bro ur fuckin dead
guy 1: wdym-

by completelyoriginalhandle123456 December 6, 2023