The True Melons

True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.

The True Melons are the best :P

by M3l0n H3@d May 29, 2019

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I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey

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True Happiness

A man without a woman or with a woman who does the dishes and cleans.

1: Yo that guy has true happiness.
2: How he dont even got a gf?
1: Exactly

by Ambatabus May 19, 2023

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semi true story

When your story is just not quite a True Story, but not quite a lie.

Dena told Shawn a semi true story the other night. It wasn't completely true, but not completely false either. True story

by DenaLee June 22, 2016

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true cablu

Something that is simply and utterly true

"trapping a baby is crazy"
"true cablu"

by PrimeMinisterZZ September 18, 2023

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jewyll true

A person who puts her shorts up her ass and has a problem with crushing on boys. She loves to wear crop tops and shorts that go up her ass. Usually the person with the name Jewyll jokes around about being a stripper. She’s mean and abuses people but she is not a younger Danielle Cohn. Danielle Cohn always wants a dick in between her legs. Jewyll wants to be a stripper

Jewyll True wants to be a stripper

by Danielle Cohn May 23, 2018

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