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touched

"you're so touched she ghosted you"
by paxrox December 5, 2021
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Phantom Touch

An instance when a person can feel a touch described or visualized in front of them even if the physical action is not being performed on the person.

A common trigger for could be "Imagine.. __"
"Imagine I'm giving you head pats right now"
"I have phantom touch, I can feel actions you describe to me"
by Kylo Wybie Rivers November 22, 2024
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touch muffin

When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.
Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.
by dickscrambler October 6, 2016
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Touch the sound of silence

This word originated from a stream of weird tiktok videos depicting people puking. On the top of the video there was a man singing a song that had the lyrics, “and touch the sound of silence.”

In other words, it means to vomit.
Guy 1: “Bro you good?”

Guy 2: “Nah, I think im gonna *Touch the sound of silence* man.”
by Nigger hater 22 November 28, 2024
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Rapist Touch

A player with a first touch in Football(Soccer) that is so horrid that it goes immediately to the opposite team or out of bounds.
I gave Gino the perfect through ball and he just had to show off his Rapist Touch and fuck it all up.
by Daryl Katzanguol March 27, 2015
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Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea
1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt
by Sir. B July 1, 2021
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Touched

To say you got touched is to say you got ripped off.
Peter: How much did you pay for your tickets?

Tom: $150 each for 3

Peter: You got touched! I paid $300 for 4!!
by SpaghettiBetty June 2, 2022
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