carrot-top

(verb)
1. To jump from Wikipedia entry to Wikipedia entry through related links until you've ended up on a subject completely unrelated to the subject you started with, e.g., starting at socioeconomics and ending at Carrot Top.

2. Similarly, in a conversation, jumping from topic to topic until neither party remembers what subjects led them to the final topic.

Sarah: "Good lord. How did I carrot-top from Lindsay Lohan to the Hanshin earthquake in Japan?"

Mark: "...and so obviously Kara Thrace was an angel sent from the one true God--"
Abby: "Hold it. Back up. We've totally carrot-topped from what to get for Beth's baby shower."

by illumine77 January 16, 2010

top gun

(verb) two guys that wing-man for eachother, each guy helping the other to get a girl and trusting the guy he's helping is doing the same for him. Mutual wingmanship. Typically used in the phrase "top gun it up". In the failure for one guy to support the other, the correct response from the guy without the girl to the guy with the girl is "crash and burn Mav". When a third guy attempts to interrupt the system, the reaction is "there's a bogey on our tail". Derived from the movie Top Gun.

Example
Maverick: "Do you wanna go for Stacey or Cindy?"
Goose: "I'll take Cindy."
Maverick: "Ok i'll take Stacey, let's top gun it up!"

by tallest68 March 26, 2010

muffin top

the fat hanging when you have tight jeans

Brandon has a major muffin top! Did you see him yesterday? He was totally toppin' it!

by stacey d October 16, 2005

top princess

A top princess is a top who likes to be courted, spoiled and live a soft life. However, he is still the protector.

I knew he was a top princess because he wanted to be the little spoon after breaking my back in.

by Topswhotwerm November 12, 2022

Balls on top

When you think you shut down a conversation that is boring you or you are bored with the situation you are in.

Complete silence.... Then you hear "Balls on top!" Said by Austin

by Austin's Goddess 💋 February 08, 2018

Waffle Top

When a fat chick wearing a bikini gets up out of her beach chair and her love handles have the imprint of the chair resembling a waffle

Dude. Gross. Check out the waffle top on that one.

by Unkum March 11, 2019

Top Dawg

The baddest motherfucker in the midwest!!

Damn man Rafa is Underdawg but Tony is Top Dawg.

by Boozin574 October 06, 2019