Too Far

Putting peanut butter and having ur dog lick ur asshole while u got ya dick in ur mouth

I really like putting peanut butter and having my dog lick my asshole while I have a dick in my mouth. Woah bro, that’s too far.

by Emmit December 22, 2022

i am too baguette for this

when your french amigo is incapable of understanding what is going on/being said

oh i went up the apple and pears

i dont know what that means, i am too baguette for this

by bobconcarni November 3, 2023

Having too much cream

Having it too easy in the post office

“You need to get him off that route, he’s having too much cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 16, 2023

TOO BRIGHT IM SO FLASHY

chan’s little sassy line from “comflex”, a b-side song from the “rock-star” album.

TOO BRIGHT IM SO FLASHY
DIFFERENT NO IM UNIQUE
THATS RIGHT IM SO CLASSY
NOBODY CAN STOP ME
COMFLEX

by shinlos February 15, 2024

Too uncle

When someone mistakes too uncool for too uncle

John is too uncle for transition lenses.

by Johndoe30 July 22, 2018

.9.Too Bad.9.

.9.Too Bad.9.

.9.Too Bad.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 29, 2025

I’m Too Sexy

I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt

Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan

Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I’m Too Sexy for my car

Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat

What do you think about that?

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk

Yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk

Too sexy for my cat

Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy

Poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

by Death Menace June 21, 2023