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Tool

1. Someone who tries too hard.
2. Typically a poser.

3. A fake person.

4. Someone does things to impress people other people
5. One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes.
Tyler is such a tool he is drinking a Frappacino!
by alexthetool June 13, 2011
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Tool-it

A place to use the bathroom. Both numbers one and two.
Hey babe, I will be on the tool-it for awhile
by Staydown2722 November 14, 2021
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Tool

how did anyone like that guy in the first place? he's such a fucking tool.
by al0newith20bucks August 9, 2020
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Jawls tool

A tool used to jawls with. Depending on your profession, this could mean a giant lensed camera, or an Iphone. Used to zoom in and act like a noob and "OMG" over something and knob the other person off. Basically a tool a tool uses to suck dick with.
DUDE! NOS CHICKS! GET OUT THE JAWLS TOOL. ZOOOOOOOOM. TITTTIES.

Man, your jawls tool has such a big depth. I can see her nipples.
by JAWLSERFANBOIIIIIIIII2 July 25, 2011
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shit tool

the glass pipe meth is smoked from
Hey James, I got something to wake you up if you have a "shit tool".
by kittyNdahood May 9, 2010
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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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Tool

by wayment September 1, 2019
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