dick beating

Noun: The act of bruising a girl's thigh by playfully whipping her with an erect penis.

"C. Cee was being naughty so V was like 'you're gonna catch a dick beating.'"

by vladster January 13, 2014

Beat Machine

A large facillitation of physical damage using blunt objects on a target or targets.

It's a fuckowitz for a hugabitch in the Beat Machine.

by MoFugly(R) December 15, 2004

beat up

Basically to do something like homework etc. quickly.

Yo Mi have the Spanish Homework to beat up when I go home.

by deeabee May 22, 2010

Tweet Beat

Fighting over Twitter - the only thing lamer than fighting on the Internet.

Johnny and Susan aren't speaking to each other in real life because of a tweet beat they are having on Twitter, what losers.

by Baggage May 22, 2009

Beats Me

When a certain person is exceedingly dumb. When they need some intellectual intelligence.

dumb Beats Me

by MissNash123 January 18, 2011

Beat Around

1. To not do anything worth mentioning, hang out, chill

2. To not do anything productive, dick around, goof off

1. Yesterday was such a lazy day, I just stayed home and beat around

2. I went to the library thinking we would get something done, but we just beat around

by Sean Ryan Ryan Sean February 6, 2007

whippin' a beat

The art of magically beating off with you OWN hand.

Dude...You caught me whippin' a beat!!!

by Zmac March 6, 2008