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The Unintentional Thumb

When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up" button, usually at the worst possible time.
"I'm having a really rough day"

"What's wrong?"

"My dad passed away. 😰"

"👍"

"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."

Or ...

"How are things with Robert?"

"I found out he's cheating on me."

"👍"

"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."
by Daniel Harmon March 27, 2016
mugGet the The Unintentional Thumbmug.

Weed Thumbs

When you’re higher than giraffe balls and your thumbs stop working.
Urban Dictionary people: this submission took me like 8 minutes to type because my edible gave me weed thumbs and I’m higher than giraffe balls and I hate spelling mistakes
by DrMillerLite August 22, 2022
mugGet the Weed Thumbsmug.

kentucky thumb

Sexual act involving one person just jamming a thumb into any hole in their partner
by Brutalbuckeye May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

Just stick a thumb in it
Guaranteed to make you squirm as well as her plus its the one move you can do during those few days to a week
Man I had a blast last night, got to use the Kentucky Thumb
by Bigirononhiship69 May 20, 2021
mugGet the Kentucky Thumbmug.

thumbs up

by 1000/11 August 5, 2022
mugGet the thumbs upmug.

disposable thumbs

A play on the termopposable thumbs,” essentially implying that humans can dispose of their thumbs.
Humans are some of the only animals that have disposable thumbs.
by UrAverageHoovy October 29, 2022
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thumb rule

The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.
Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.
by thym4pizza June 6, 2017
mugGet the thumb rulemug.

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